Put your phone down! No phone, more sex.

''No phone more sex'' Say with me guys ''No phone more sex'' One more time ''NO PHONE MORE SEX''

Your in bed with your baby, kissing, hugging, moaning, he about to do what you've been waiting for all day, what you've been yearning for all day, he about to show you why he calls you 'The queen of the house' He about to...... (BUZZZZZZ) Oh shit! Now he rushes off you quickly, he got a twitter alert, so you thinking HELL TO THE FUCK NO HE DIDN'T so these Twitter btiches mean more to you, than i do? So you giving him the 'Fuck you nigga i know what you doing' look & he just fixed on that phone. Does this sound like you? Have you ever been in this situation? Don't lie now.

Phones phones phones, they are so handy they give us access to different things instantly, texting, calling, pictures, music, video, internet EVERYTHING. Phones have a big effect on how we communicate nowadays. People don't even wanna socialize with each other anymore they be like 'Check your mentions or check your facebook' When is this shit going to stop seriously?

But what i wanna talk about today is how Phones effect your sex life. Niggas really will stop having sex with their girls just to answer a call, check a text, now that shit is crazy. I dare my nigga to get up to check his phone while me & him is doing what Beyonce & Jay-z done to make black ivy! I DARE HIM! Best believe i am putting my shit on, then maybe he will learn 

Ladies you need to be firm on your man, make him understand you won't take shit, its either me or the phone. Challenge him even. Tell him 'whats so important on your phone anyway? lemme see who is hitting you up that you need to attend to so badly lemme see uhh' i bet you before you even finish saying your sentence about you checking his phone, his back in bed rubbing on you. Don't question him yet! Make him give you what your body wants, then when he finished pleasing you, you stop him & say 'NIGGA GIMME YOUR FUCKING PHONE'

Cute outfits

Couple summer outfits 

Fashion Tips

Summer 2012 is slowly approaching and us sexy ladies need to strut our stuff for the single handsome niggas! LMAO you know what i mean. I got some great advice for the ladies. You aint too fat to pull off anything nor to skinny. Imma prove it to you. 

Keep it simple and chic in this qua blue maxi skirt adding a cute white vest shirt, which reveals your neckline and adding a small cute brown waist belt really brings out your waist  
- Forever 21 - £14.50

This outfit is for the ladies willing to show alot of their body, these shorts really bring our your figure and will suit some boot wedges or sandals however you choose to wear it, do not wear a necklace, a big bold ear ring & bracelet will bring out the outfit, we don't want to make it over the top, so a necklace is not necessary.

These louboutins can be worn with either a nude dress, or a white dress, or even some figure hugging jeans, a nice plain shirt & add a subtle blazer accessorize it with a big bold bag & some cute stud earrings.

Simple yet still classy, this outfit compliments your thighs and also it can be worn with heels or sandals and if it gets cold you can add a blazer to complete the look, you don't want the colors to clash so be careful how you use the colours 






A great summer outfit 
- Yellow chiffon top (purchase locally) 
- White jeans with rips (H&M)

- Brown Woven belt ( Forever 21) 
- Wedges ( Quipid) 
- Green and Taupe Bag ( Brand name: MMS) 
- Green Floral Studs ( Forever 21) 

This can be a evening look, 

- Sea green silk shirt 

- Bodycon black skirt (H&M)

- Stockings (New Look)

- Cute wedged boots (Black)

- Silver accessories nothing to flashy and over the top 

Also if it gets cold seeing as it a evening look you could ass a black short blazer. 

Make up : 

Not over the top, a mint green eye shadow, and nude lipstick, and a brown/pinky blusher 

Hope this helped :) 

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Side chicks

This topic drives me insane oh Mary mother of Jesus! This topic really make my head burn, omg its burning its happening, i can feel it! Well today we are talking about Sidechicks and how THEY feel & want they want! The rules the men gotta follow! Sideeeeeechicks? Yeah side chicks, the chicks that boys 'call up' when they wanna fuck. The chicks your nigga probably gives all your shit to. The chicks your nigga is currently fucking. Blah blah you know what i mean? 


What is a side chick? - Basically a side chick is a woman that is one level above a casual sex partner, but always a step below the wife or girlfriend. She does all the things the main woman won’t or can’t do. Hmm are you a side chick? 
- You will never have his full attention, respect, or time. Only what is left over.
-  You will never meet his Parents. Maybe his boys.
- You will never meet his kids, he is to scared you might just go tell them, and they will tell mummy


Sidechicks talks:


1. Thou shalt not put any other partners before me.
- Yes, i knew you had one person you are with, yes just ONE where the fuck did Keisha, Jasmine and Ashley come from? I aint agreed to this, you need to sort this out and you need to do it now! 


2. Thou shalt not keep any images or video footage of us together—ever.
I aint trying to let your baby mamma find out who i am, no pictures and when we do record us having sex, my phone & MY PHONE only. Why you need it on your phone, you was there in real life, fuck you need to watch it again. 


3. Thou shalt not use the L-word in vain.
Do not tell me you love me, i will not respond well, i didn't sign up for us to fall in love, i am only here for my orgasm and you only here for your nut. Lets keep it that way.


4. Thou shalt not meet my father and mother.
You aint meeting my parents, we didn't sign up for this, also my mum thinks Damian is my boo not you


5. Thou shall not tell me to not be single 
Oh you allowed to have someone else, but i have to remain faithful that is really fucked up.


6. Thou shalt not stalk. 
Ok, i know we fucking and shit, but chill i aint your girl and you aint my man, i have a life to live so do you, i don't expect you to be tweet watching me or trying to stalk my life, that aint cool. 


7.  Thou shalt not tell me what to do 
I am my own person i will do what i want, when i want and how i want, and if your main bitch calls my phone, best believe i will curse her out, i won't tell her who i am, but imma make her regret calling my phone. Dumb hoe. 


I might be a sidechick, but i deserve respect and you better show me or this thing we have going on will not last. Thank you. 


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How freaky are you?

Nowadays we got every female thinking they are the freakiest b**** around, because they tweeted 'Horny' or they posted a picture of them in their bra, or because they got a picture of them eating a banana, girl haven't you heard about 'Action speaker louder than words' If you a real freak we wanna see you do your shit, not talk about it. So this quiz going to determine if you freaky or not. Don't lie God is watching you, and im sure you aint wanna go hell. 


Give yourself a point for every question you answer yes to ok? 


1. Have you ever had sex in a public place?


2. Have you ever had sex and someone walked in and you was aware of that but you carried on?


3. Do you swallow cum?


4. Do you masturbate daily? 


5. Do you suck toes? 


6. Have you ever had sex with both sexes? 


7. Have you tasted your OWN cum?


8. Do you have a video of you doing sexual acts? 


9. Do you send out nudes? (Naked pictures) 


10. Have you pissed on anyone during sex?


11. Do you watch porn? 


12. While having sex, are they toys involved? 


13. Has cum ever been in your hair?


14. Have you missed a day off church just to go fuck someone? 


15. Do you have cyber sex?

1-5 Points - We call you 'Wanna be freak' you wish you was a freak, we all know you aint about that life.

6-10 Points - We call you 'Lil freak' you have that freak mentality but you just don't cut it yet, you more of a talker than a doer

11-15 - We call you the Mighty freak, you're a true freak and nobody can tell you otherwise get your freak on boo

My husband but you know him as 'MEEK MILL' and The Game

Break ups

Everyone has a point in their life where they think they are ready to settle down and start looking for 'THE RIGHT ONE', some go through procedures in their life to make sure they have that look they think the 'RIGHT ONE' is looking for. What does the ''Right One'' even mean to you? When i hear the right one, i think of a Man that is ready to settle down with me, a man that is ready to commit himself to me a man that is 100% down for me, not a man that has no respect for me, a man that only wants me because of what i give him which is sex. NO.  Girls go bonkers when they are on the search for Mr Right whether it be getting them B cups to a D cup or that size 8 ass to a size 12 ass. Why do all those things just to end up with a man that don't want you because of your humor or your character.
So you find the right one, you find that boy that anytime you see him you feel like there's no one else around but you and him, you feel like he is the only man for you and no-one else can replace him till he does the unthinkable and breaks your heart..... 

Honestly getting over your ex is not as easy as you think, you think if you just stop talking to him & delete him out of your life, magically all the feelings you had for him will somehow disappear? Oh hell to the f*** no! We really got some girls that break up with their ex that they have been with for a long period of time & 3 weeks into their break-up they are claiming they are over them? You know God told us not to lie? You want God to strike your ass right? Because right now you are killing me, it is highly unlikey you can get over someone you've gotten so comfortable with, someone you thought was your everything, just like that its done, scratch that it is IMPOSSIBLE. So at night when you are thinking about them wrapped up in bed, crying? Oh that means you over them? Bullsh**! You try to talk to other people to try forget about them, you really trying to convince yourself you are ready to let go, but really your heart is not ready to leave him in the past. Ok quick question: You ever get out of a relationship and people ask you are you ok and sh** and you forever replying 'Im good i aint thinking about no boy especially not kyle eurgh he is so old news, i got Jordan hitting my phone up i am so good' but we all know, you don't want Jordan, or any other boys, you want your kyle back. You have to be honest with yourself. You have to get a grip. You have to get yourself together. This won't happen over night, fuck no you gotta put in work too. No one else can help you but yourself, when you ready to let go, you will let go. Oh and don't be that creepy girl that likes to tweet watch him or stalk his facebook, cos that will not help you, because then you will be wondering who he is hitting up, who he trying to bring over, and trust me if you find that he bring 'Latisha, Keisha or Cara' over you  going to find yourself in jail that night. Lets just not go there. Oh oh oh also why do Girls think eating ice cream will get you over a break up, i mean eating ice cream is a fun thing to do, i do it all the time, while im watching TV, while im reading books while im in the toil--- nevermind. Yes ice cream lovely thing, but why you wanna get all fat because a boy broke your heart? You got to show him that you look sexy with or without him, after a break up you gotta bring that Beyonce side of you, not that precious side of you! Stop with the ice cream eating ladies it won't help! There is nothing wrong with being single, don't feel forced to move on because he has found another boo, you better embrace the single life. DONT EVER TRY AND GET BACK WITH THEM IF THEY DID YOU  WRONG, Once a cheater Always a mother fuc**** cheater! The break up happened for a reason right? Don't force it please. I guarantee you will find someone that won't do you wrong, i know you are in denial because at one point they were your everything but life, goes on. I hate people who be like 'f*** you crying for? He did you wrong don't cry you much better than that man' Like NO! I just got my heartbroken and you really telling me not to cry? Imma cry till i want to, if he dumped me on May 3rd imma cry all the way to June 5th if i want to, crying helps just cry all your sorrow away and don't worry because better days will come. 

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