Types of hoe

What type of hoe are you?

Shy Freaky Hoe -
The name gives it away, you got that hoe in you, you are so freaky, but you aint the type to jump up at a boy, like you shy with your shit, you act like you all innocent when really you like alot of shit done to you ;) & you normally like it up in your anus. 


Messy Drama Hoe - 
Youa hoe that don't provide good sex, but because the person you having sex with has developed a strong connection with you, so him/her find it hard to let go, you are controlling you also like to be in alot of conflict, like you don't know your place you also seem to have a hard time getting along with people around you, you bring DRAMA everywhere, and you love getting/giving head


Honest Hoe - 
Youa hoe that don't care that youa hoe, if someone asked you to suck their dick, you'd reply 'Gimme a place date & time' you down to participate in the most freakiest activities, you have no shame, you about that life, also you don't like to get in any drama, you hate sharing your man, you will kill a bitch if she stares at any of your fuck buddies, and your fuck buddies have respect for you. Also you give some good head, & you love getting your nipple sucked & you love getting your ass eaten.


Disgusting Ill Mannered hoe - 
You like a side chick hoe, no one likes you, you have never been a main chick in your life, all your the relationships you've been in your man cheats on you, you are really pretty though & your box is the bomb, but you so rude & you like to have arrangement's with your fuck buddy. You also like to ask for money alot, you know your box is good so your try to get money off it. Also all your friends are hoes and you have all shared the same man. You give the best head & your sex is fire. 


Broke Bummy Hoe - 
You have no life, no career, nothing, your life is a disgrace, all the men you fuck don't respect you, you don't get no money in, and you seem to talk alot of shit when truly you are broke as hell. Also your pussy stinks & your sex is shit.


The Undercover Hoe -
 This type of Hoe often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly ho'ing around trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.


The Crazy Hoe - 
This is a popular Hoe. Although she is very smart, The Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from The Stupid Hoe. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike The Stupid Hoe, this Hoe seeks revenge. Her area of expertise includes the slashing of tires, keying of cars, making of prank calls from unknown numbers.


 The Nasty Hoe - 
This Ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with men for her other talents. Most often she has a "tight" body, and has probably been with one of the fuck buddies boys


The Church Hoe - 
This hoe is always looking fly. She is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Monday - Saturday YOLOin her life away 


The High Class Hoe -
 (also known as "The Glamour Hoe") This type of Hoe that rocks all the expensive labels and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some friendship break ups between two males. She tries to act like she's got class but we all know shes a dumb hoe.


The Stupid Hoe -
This Hoe is usually very cute. The Stupid Hoe keeps a string of men who constantly come over her house after midnight for sex. They often return to eat her food, watch her tv, and borrow her car and or money. She complains about them to her friends (Sneaky Ho) but never does anything about it.


The Stank Hoe - 
This is perhaps the most popular Hoe of them all. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex of every color, bra tops, and wedged boots. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed with any amount of soap and water. EURGH